"I can't afford any of your products but can I buy some fake white earbuds so people will think I have a mypod?"
"Sure. That'll be $40."
"A god who knows what we want."
"They cost $8 to make and I pee on every one."
"I never thought a company could be my soulmate ~ Owh, it's my first mybill!"
"I know our posters say 'think differently' but our real slogan is 'no refund'."
From a Apple followers blog:
Of all the snarky Apple references in pop culture, my all time favorite is [a] brief clip from The Simpsons. During a school assembly, Kearney tells his buddy, "...take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin." He scribbles away only to see the Newton's handwriting recognition interpret his memo as "Eat up Martha."
A few years ago, a number of plastic Simpsons characters were issued, and the Kearney character actually shipped with a tiny Newton with "Eat up Martha" on the screen. I have one in my office.
Postscript: Removed! Well it was virtually the whole show ... one more replacement embed but see lotsa persistent clips here once that's removed.