Any excuse

This is way past ironic ...

Anti-Gay Lawmaker Tries to Buy Oral Sex From Man From Staff & Wire Services

Posted Aug. 10, 2007 – A Florida Republican, known for his staunch anti-gay positions, got busted recently for allegedly trying to buy some oral sex for 20 bucks in a park washroom from an undercover cop.

So why did he Bob Allen do it?

He says because he was afraid of the numerous Black men at the park. "I certainly wasn't there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn't there to exchange money for it," the 48-year-old Allen told officers.

Speaking of the arresting officer, Allen says in a tape, "This was a pretty stocky Black guy, and there was nothing but other [B]lack guys around in the [Veteran's Memorial Park in Titusville, Florida.]" He says he was nervous that he was about to “become a statistic.”

You could imagine the reaction in the Daily Show's writers room ... (yes, it's rude)



More excuses for being found with a penis in your mouth ...
Bulemic, accidentally fell, mistook it for a wiener ...