Fresh from Star Now
A national newspaper wants your story and will pay hundreds of pounds to the right person.Hot on the heels of that leaked Daily Mail email about 'your Polish migrant hell - we'll pay!'
Write a few lines about how computer games turned you to crime and if it's something we like, we'll call you straight back.
Please note: To take part, your story must not incriminate yourself or any other person (sic).
Where's Ofcom when you need it? Nowhere!
Hat-tip Martin Belam